NAME: Lindsay Jones (Bass & Vocals)
AGE: OLD!
LOCATION: Everywhere (but home is in Los Angeles).
OCCUPATION: Sound designer and Award-winning travel essayist
MARITAL STATUS: Married to writer, Jamie Pachino
KIDS: Sadie & Huck
FAVORITE PHRASE: “use all you got cause that’s all you get!” – blind lemon jefferson
FAVORITE BAND THE THANGS PLAYED WITH: 2 skinnee j’s
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT ON TOUR: Squatting down in the middle of a club to talk to this three-foot-tall guy and him saying, “Hey man, you don’t have to do that,” and me saying, “Oh, no, I’m comfy like this”, so he squats down too so not to look out of place. Me and this dwarf squatting in the middle of the club.

NAME: Chris Eudy (Guitar & Vocals)
AGE: OLD!
LOCATION: Wilmette, IL
OCCUPATION: Owner of Third Coast Guitar Service
MARITAL STATUS: Married to writer, Cynthia Suarez Eudy
KIDS: Jessica & Quentin
FAVORITE PHRASE: “Better you than me…”
FAVORITE BAND THE THANGS PLAYED WITH: Sodacan
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT ON TOUR: When that guy in the pork-pie hat yelled at me, “I’M NOT A TAMPON!” in Lexington, Kentucky.

NAME: John “Bootie” Noyes (Drums and Two Hatchets)
AGE: OLD!
LOCATION: Evanston, IL
OCCUPATION: Award-Winning Mortgage Broker
MARITAL STATUS: Married to Becca Daniels Noyes
KIDS: Sophie and Sam
FAVORITE PHRASE: “We’re Closed.”
FAVORITE BAND THE THANGS PLAYED WITH: 2 skinnee j’s
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT ON TOUR: Martini’s in the van after the show at Somewhere Else tavern in Greensboro, NC.

NAME: Jason Singer (Sax)
AGE: OLDEST!
LOCATION: Chicago, IL
OCCUPATION: Actor, MFT, Event Producer, Writer, Musician
MARITAL STATUS: Nope.
KIDS: Dewey (Half Shepherd, Half Dachshund, all amazing)
FAVORITE PHRASE: “oy vey”
FAVORITE BAND THE THANGS PLAYED WITH: 2 skinnee j’s or those kids who covered The Police in North Carolina
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT ON TOUR: “You got the dizzack!” (ask Chris)

NAME: Oscar Ybarra (Trumpet and Flugelhorn)
AGE: OLD!
LOCATION: Chicago, IL
OCCUPATION: Musician and Bar & Restaurant Consultant
MARITAL STATUS: Nope.
KIDS: Dizzy (an lovable Boxer)
FAVORITE PHRASE: “Fuck all’y’all”
FAVORITE BAND THE THANGS PLAYED WITH: Can’t remember any of their names
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT ON TOUR: Spending the day on Venice Beach while on tour and taking the Huggy Bear Horns photo (see photo to right)